don't worry, it's not that clever
here's something interesting. i found that somebody had come across my page while searching for:
when i repeated the search, i found a messageboard where other confused souls had been pondering this same question, with much navel-gazing and peering. amazed, i felt that i could answer their inquiries into the nature of life, and so endeavored to post a reply.
but, uh, it was just an archive, so i couldn't post anything. so, here is my answer to the age-old question:
> What does MUAH mean??????? plz help Thanx :)
say it aloud, with gusto.
drag out the "mmmmm", growing louder, and then transition to "mWAH!" with a flourish.
hold your finger-tips to your lips as you begin, and hurl your hands outward at the crucial moment, like the masterful chef blessing his creation to existence.
see?