stupid vodka
i don't know if this is the right place to admit this or not, but i was watching the nanny on t.v. and i realized that i would totally do it with fran drescher. at least, nanny-era fran. now, she's probably old enough that i'd be weirded out. but in general i find her pretty awesome.
and i'm not even an "i'd do her" kind of guy. i want a relationship and stuff. but right now, with the vodka and such, fran could totally knock on my door and get whatever she wanted.
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i've never been much of an alcohol guy either, but just recently i bought some vodka. for now, vodka's my drink. it was my first hard liquor. i have an irrational attachment to firsts. see the entry titled "gin and jews".
that probably won't mean anything to anyone except for the one in particular that it refers to. i want to call her right now except that i know that she can't answer because she's at work, and they frown on telephoning at work while you're in charge of crazy people, or hotels. either one.
anyway, i always want to call her whenever i'm turned on, and i feel kind of bad about that. the last time i made a perverted joke at her, she said "please don't be gross." i don't know why exactly, so i assume that she doesn't want anything of the sort from me. which is funny, considering that she forced a sexual relationship in the first place. i wanted to be friends, but nooo.
but i can't blame her for my inability to stand up for my principles.
i'd just like to be naked with her right now, to be intimate. i want to hold her tight and kiss the back of her neck, and then fall asleep in that close embrace.