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i have to admit, this place is sort of a performance for me. it's a sad attempt at making art. can a diary be art? can an online diary be art? i think that i only find it artful because i am infatuated with the fact that i made it and it's not entirely disgusting.

this may prompt some of you to sign my guestbook with proclamations of adoration for this site. go ahead, you may do so now.

let's all go to the lobby,
let's all go to the lobby,
let's all go to the loooobyyyy,
to get ourselves a snack

hmm... where was i? oh yes:

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